5 Ways To Get Rid Of Your Preacher

1. Sit up front, smile, and say “Amen” every time he says something good. He will preach himself to death.

2. Pat him on the back and tell him what good work he is doing in the church and the community. He will work himself to death.

3. Increase your offering to the church. He will suffer from shock.

4. Tell him you have decided to join the visitation group and help win souls for the Lord. He will probably suffer a heart attack.

5. Get the whole church to band together to pray for him. He will get so if efficient that some other church will hear about him and give him a call. That will take him off your hands.

What are you doing to encourage your Pastor?

Psalms 122:1 I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord.

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